Socrates: But if, being on the ground, I speculated from below on things above, I should never have discovered them. For the earth forcibly attracts to itself the meditative moisture. Water-cresses also suffer the very same thing.
Strepsiades: What do you say? Does meditation attract the moisture to the water-cresses? Come then, my little Socrates, descend to me, that you may teach me those things, for the sake of which I have come.
Socrates lowers himself and gets out of the basket.
Socrates: And for what did you come?
Strepsiades: Wishing to learn to speak; for by reason of usury, and most ill-natured creditors, I am pillaged and plundered, and have my goods seized for debt.
Socrates: How did you get in debt without observing it?
Strepsiades: A horse-disease consumed me--terrible at eating. But teach me the other one of your two causes, that which pays nothing; and I will swear by the gods, I will pay down to you whatever reward you exact of me.
The quote: Socrates: By what gods will you swear? For, in the first place, gods are not a current coin with us.
Strepsiades: By what do you swear? By iron money, as in Byzantium?
Socrates: Do you wish to know clearly celestial matters, what they rightly are?
Strepsiades: Yes, by Jupiter, if it be possible!
Socrates: And to hold converse with the Clouds, our divinities?
Strepsiades: By all means.
Socrates: (with great solemnity). Seat yourself, then, upon the sacred couch.
Strepsiades: Well, I am seated!
Socrates: Take, then, this chaplet.
Strepsiades: For what purpose a chaplet? Ah me! Socrates, see that you do not sacrifice me like Athamas!
Socrates: No; we do all these to those who get initiated.
Strepsiades: Then what shall I gain, pray?
Socrates: You shall become in oratory a tricky knave, a thorough rattle, a subtle speaker.